After locating another novice line that just about killed me and woke up my sleeping husband, I knew I COULD NOT wait to post. I had to follow it up with several close runners-up from my collection to keep you laughing. Enjoy these novice lines!
#3
I swallowed the horse in my throat and started to speak.
It was only like a five minute walk anyway, so for me running the way I was angry the way I was, I got there in no minute.
I had no right to feel pity on myself.
Emily stalked off in a hard walk. If I didn't remember what just happened and how angry she was, I would have thought that she was modeling.
The cold front that started on the ball of my neck stopped swiping through my hair.
...the cool air I felt caressing the ball of my neck spoke.
Oh, my god. I forgot I'm dead. I'm not coming back.
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